FIVE HOURS OF H*LL

  Ok! You will not believe this one!!!

 I tried to do the snuck-a-date from Sp hill without parental consent.

Yikes!!! She looked great on the profile. Just my type.

 Like bikes, wanted to head to the keys anytime, looking for

someone not boring, and with a sense of humor.  I write she answers.

. ten minutes later 11:00am we meet.. lord.. help me !!!

 what the h*LL was I thinking..I take her for a ride she wants

High Octane… fine.. Lord you are testing me!!! !!! 

then to a restaurant on the water,,, ok

 Please god let this be the last stop and she needs  to go home .

” Hey I want to see your house”…yikes! ooookkkkk !!!!

My house she drinks complains she aches.

. I asked don’t u want t o go home..? Not yet……

 lord I will not complain about old drivers in spring h

. make her go away!!!  asked three times…

 don’t u want to go home..?   she walked my yard in a daze,

 drink my special Vodka, used my bathroom ten times

 showed me her boobs,,,  By now ….

 I was on my hands and knees asking forgiveness for things

 I haven’t done yet,,, please make her go away...Finally!!!

 Thank u Lord ….out of the  Blue she says  I like to go home now

….Thank u Lord… Thank u Lord…thank you and three hail marys .

.”I’m ready when you Are Dear!!!  (90 mph to sp hill.

 Music at the highest volume. I seen her house..

My heart was fluttering.. I got her off the bike .4:00pm .

BYE It been nice…. lets do it again someday…hum

…got that right  girl… when hell freezes. Donkeys fly

And I have  alzheimers! Thank you lord for reminding me

why I have two Girls and Single.